β˜… WARNING: JOKES AHEAD β˜… MAY CAUSE INVOLUNTARY GROANING β˜… SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE: ROLLING EYES, LOUD SIGHS, "OH NO HE DIDN'T" β˜… YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED β˜…            β˜… WARNING: JOKES AHEAD β˜… MAY CAUSE INVOLUNTARY GROANING β˜… SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE: ROLLING EYES, LOUD SIGHS, "OH NO HE DIDN'T" β˜… YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED β˜…           
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Monday, Sep 14
Cartoon for joke #316
Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.
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Tuesday, Sep 15
Cartoon for joke #127
Whiteboards ... are remarkable.
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Wednesday, Sep 16
Cartoon for joke #618
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I said "Well dam"
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Thursday, Sep 17
Cartoon for joke #607
A termite walks into a bar and asks β€œIs the bar tender here?”
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Friday, Sep 18
Cartoon for joke #582
Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.
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Saturday, Sep 19
Cartoon for joke #578
What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.
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Sunday, Sep 20
Cartoon for joke #557
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.
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