Monday, Sep 14
Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.
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Tuesday, Sep 15
Whiteboards ... are remarkable.
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Wednesday, Sep 16
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I said "Well dam"
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Thursday, Sep 17
A termite walks into a bar and asks βIs the bar tender here?β
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Friday, Sep 18
Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.
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Saturday, Sep 19
What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.
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Sunday, Sep 20
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.
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