Camping is intense.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.

I was shocked when I was diagnosed as colorblind... It came out of the purple.