📚 THE JOKE ARCHIVE
All the terrible jokes that came before. A proud legacy of groaning.
Tuesday, Feb 24, 2026
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.
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Monday, Feb 23, 2026
What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I'm a cashew!
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Sunday, Feb 22, 2026
Where do fish keep their money? In the riverbank
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Saturday, Feb 21, 2026
I accidentally took my cats meds last night. Don’t ask meow.
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Thursday, Jan 1, 2026
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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