Joke Archive — StupidLab

Tuesday, Jun 16, 2026

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition

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Monday, Jun 15, 2026

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

🗳️ 2 votes | 🤦 50% groaned

Sunday, Jun 14, 2026

I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.

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Saturday, Jun 13, 2026

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

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Friday, Jun 12, 2026

Why was the strawberry sad? Its parents were in a jam.

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Thursday, Jun 11, 2026

The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

🗳️ 1 votes | 🤦 0% groaned

Wednesday, Jun 10, 2026

Dad I’m hungry’ … ‘Hi hungry I’m dad

🗳️ 1 votes | 🤦 100% groaned

Tuesday, Jun 9, 2026

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.

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Monday, Jun 8, 2026

Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich.

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Sunday, Jun 7, 2026

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

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Saturday, Jun 6, 2026

Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Friday, Jun 5, 2026

What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!?

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Thursday, Jun 4, 2026

How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.

🗳️ 1 votes | 🤦 100% groaned

Wednesday, Jun 3, 2026

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.

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Tuesday, Jun 2, 2026

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!

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Monday, Jun 1, 2026

How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training

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Sunday, May 31, 2026

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian

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Saturday, May 30, 2026

Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative.

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Friday, May 29, 2026

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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Thursday, May 28, 2026

I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.

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Wednesday, May 27, 2026

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally.

🗳️ 1 votes | 🤦 100% groaned

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

🗳️ 1 votes | 🤦 0% groaned

Monday, May 25, 2026

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

🗳️ 1 votes | 🤦 100% groaned

Sunday, May 24, 2026

Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Saturday, May 23, 2026

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.

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Friday, May 22, 2026

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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Thursday, May 21, 2026

Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password? Because it's not stroganoff.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!

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Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

🗳️ 1 votes | 🤦 0% groaned

Monday, May 18, 2026

How do you make a 'one' disappear? You add a 'g' and it's 'gone'

🗳️ 0 votes | 🤦 50% groaned

Sunday, May 17, 2026

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.

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Saturday, May 16, 2026

I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

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Friday, May 15, 2026

Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Cause you shouldn't press your luck.

🗳️ 1 votes | 🤦 100% groaned

Thursday, May 14, 2026

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Why do cows not have toes? They lactose!

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Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Why did the sentence fail the driving test? It never came to a full stop.

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Saturday, May 9, 2026

Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.

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Friday, May 8, 2026

I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.

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Thursday, May 7, 2026

A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

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Wednesday, May 6, 2026

Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper... They're always plotting something.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2026

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra.

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Monday, May 4, 2026

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

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Sunday, May 3, 2026

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Saturday, May 2, 2026