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Monday, Jun 1
Cartoon for joke #740
How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training
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Tuesday, Jun 2
Cartoon for joke #737
What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
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Wednesday, Jun 3
Cartoon for joke #658
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
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Thursday, Jun 4
Cartoon for joke #554
How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
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