What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition.

Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit? Dad: Down.

I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!

Why is it always hot in the corner of a room? Because a corner is 90 degrees.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof