What is this movie about? It is about 2 hours long.

"Dad, I'm cold." "Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees."

It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.

They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure.

My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

I went to the store to pick up eight cans of sprite... when I got home I realized I'd only picked seven up

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.