“Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor “Well don’t go to those places.”

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.

Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting.

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

A dad washes his car with his son. But after a while, the son says, "why can't you just use a sponge?"

A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch? Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.