It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian – they’re not laughing now.

Why is the ocean always blue? Because the shore never waves back.

How do you teach a kid to climb stairs? There is a step by step guide.

Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.

Why did the miner get fired from his job? He took it for granite...