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Monday, Aug 10
Cartoon for joke #564
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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Tuesday, Aug 11
Cartoon for joke #470
Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
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Wednesday, Aug 12
Cartoon for joke #407
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr!
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Thursday, Aug 13
Cartoon for joke #331
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
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Friday, Aug 14
Cartoon for joke #299
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Saturday, Aug 15
Cartoon for joke #237
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok, he woke up.
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Sunday, Aug 16
Cartoon for joke #703
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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