What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap

A girl once asked me what my heart desired, apparently blood, oxygen and neural messages were all wrong answers

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.

I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.

A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.