Monday, Jul 6
What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!
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Tuesday, Jul 7
They say Dodger Stadium can hold up to fifty-six thousand people, but that is just a ballpark figure.
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Wednesday, Jul 8
Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
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Thursday, Jul 9
Wife: Honey I’m pregnant.
Me: Well…. what do we do now?
Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor.
Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.
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Friday, Jul 10
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
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Saturday, Jul 11
Doctor you've got to help me, I'm addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.
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Sunday, Jul 12
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.
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