Monday, Jun 22
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
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Tuesday, Jun 23
Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they are always dribbling.
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Wednesday, Jun 24
I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing.
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Thursday, Jun 25
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish.
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Friday, Jun 26
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!
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Saturday, Jun 27
Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
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Sunday, Jun 28
Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball.
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