Saturday, Apr 25
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
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Sunday, Apr 26
What is bread's favorite number? Leaven.
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Monday, Apr 27
How does a dyslexic poet write? Inverse.
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Tuesday, Apr 28
Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school.
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Wednesday, Apr 29
Donβt interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, youβll hear some crosswords.
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Thursday, Apr 30
I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.
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Friday, May 1
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
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