What do you call a criminal going down the stairs? Condescending

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!

Have you heard the story about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!