Saturday, Apr 11
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!
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Sunday, Apr 12
"What time is it?" I don't know... it keeps changing.
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Monday, Apr 13
Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist!
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Wednesday, Apr 15
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donβt think itβs feline well.
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Thursday, Apr 16
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies βsorry mate we only do plainβ
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Friday, Apr 17
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
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