Saturday, Apr 4
I ate a clock yesterday. It was so time consuming.
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Sunday, Apr 5
I just broke my guitar. It's okay, I won't fret
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Monday, Apr 6
Coffee has a tough time at my house, every morning it gets mugged.
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Tuesday, Apr 7
Have you ever seen fruit preserves being made? It's jarring.
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Wednesday, Apr 8
Why can't eggs have love? They will break up too soon.
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Thursday, Apr 9
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
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Friday, Apr 10
Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.
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