What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.

What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.

I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper.

"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.