Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

The best time on a clock is 6:30--hands down.

A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn't feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I'll be going places.

I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler? A poutine.