★ WARNING: JOKES AHEAD ★ MAY CAUSE INVOLUNTARY GROANING ★ SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE: ROLLING EYES, LOUD SIGHS, "OH NO HE DIDN'T" ★ YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ★            ★ WARNING: JOKES AHEAD ★ MAY CAUSE INVOLUNTARY GROANING ★ SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE: ROLLING EYES, LOUD SIGHS, "OH NO HE DIDN'T" ★ YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ★           
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Wednesday, Jun 3
Cartoon for joke #658
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
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Thursday, Jun 4
Cartoon for joke #554
How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
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Friday, Jun 5
Cartoon for joke #466
What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!?
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Saturday, Jun 6
Cartoon for joke #233
Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it.
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Sunday, Jun 7
Cartoon for joke #222
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
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Monday, Jun 8
Cartoon for joke #200
Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich.
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Tuesday, Jun 9
Cartoon for joke #96
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.
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