Wednesday, May 27
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally.
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Thursday, May 28
I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.
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Friday, May 29
Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Dunno, they're just a bit shady.
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Saturday, May 30
Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative.
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Sunday, May 31
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian
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Monday, Jun 1
How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training
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Tuesday, Jun 2
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
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