What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally.

I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative.

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian