How does a dyslexic poet write? Inverse.

Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school.

Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!

Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.