"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights.

My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it's a little meteor.

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.

What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!