Friday, Feb 27
I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.
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3 votes
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Saturday, Feb 28
Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
😂 1
2 votes
🤦 1
Sunday, Mar 1
Dermatologists are always in a hurry. They spend all day making rash decisions.
😂 2
2 votes
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Monday, Mar 2
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.
😂 1
4 votes
🤦 3
Tuesday, Mar 3
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
😂 2
3 votes
🤦 1
Wednesday, Mar 4
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic.
😂 1
1 votes
🤦 0
Thursday, Mar 5
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
😂 0
2 votes
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