I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.