Why was the strawberry sad? Its parents were in a jam.

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!