How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.

Dad I’m hungry’ … ‘Hi hungry I’m dad

The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

Why was the strawberry sad? Its parents were in a jam.

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.