Saturday, Jun 6
Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it.
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Sunday, Jun 7
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
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Monday, Jun 8
Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich.
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Tuesday, Jun 9
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.
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Wednesday, Jun 10
Dad Iβm hungryβ β¦ βHi hungry Iβm dad
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Thursday, Jun 11
The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, itβs been stuck in my head ever since.
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Friday, Jun 12
Why was the strawberry sad? Its parents were in a jam.
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