Wednesday, Apr 22
Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long
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Thursday, Apr 23
Parallel lines have so much in common. Itβs a shame theyβll never meet.
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Friday, Apr 24
Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!
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Saturday, Apr 25
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
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Sunday, Apr 26
What is bread's favorite number? Leaven.
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Monday, Apr 27
How does a dyslexic poet write? Inverse.
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Tuesday, Apr 28
Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school.
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