Saturday, Mar 7
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
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1 votes
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Sunday, Mar 8
Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights.
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2 votes
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Monday, Mar 9
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
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1 votes
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Tuesday, Mar 10
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it's a little meteor.
😂 1
1 votes
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Wednesday, Mar 11
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.
😂 0
1 votes
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Thursday, Mar 12
What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!
😂 1
2 votes
🤦 1
Friday, Mar 13
I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.
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0 votes
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