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Monday, Mar 2
Cartoon for joke #20
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.
😂 1 4 votes 🤦 3
Tuesday, Mar 3
Cartoon for joke #19
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
😂 2 3 votes 🤦 1
Wednesday, Mar 4
Cartoon for joke #16
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic.
😂 1 1 votes 🤦 0
Thursday, Mar 5
Cartoon for joke #14
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
😂 0 2 votes 🤦 2
Friday, Mar 6
Cartoon for joke #12
"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
😂 0 1 votes 🤦 1
Saturday, Mar 7
Cartoon for joke #15
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
😂 1 1 votes 🤦 0
Sunday, Mar 8
Cartoon for joke #13
Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights.
😂 0 2 votes 🤦 2